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Tosh - Malta 1995
Photo: P.McKenzie |
| Name: |
David
"Tosh" Thomas |
| Occupation: |
Sales Manager |
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| Hobbies and
Interests: |
Abseiling |
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Drinking |
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Football |
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Rugby |
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SCUBA
Diving |
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Sealed
Knot |
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| Favourite Bands: |
Chemical
Brothers, Depeche Mode, Manic Street Preachers, Leftfield, Mansun, Massive Attack, Pink
Floyd, The Prodigy, Skunk Anansie, Tori Amos, Underworld |
| Favourite Movies: |
Blade Runner,
Dune & Last of the Mohicans |
| Favourite Authors: |
Robert Heinlein,
James Herbert, Tom Sharpe, Michael Moorcock |
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| Motto: |
Try anything in
life once apart from two things; Homosexuality (PLEASE! no offence intended - I have gay
friends but it's just not MY cup of tea) and Morris Dancing |
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| Beliefs: |
Fate (It was
meant to happen) |
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| Pet Hates: |
The unemployed
who refuse to work |
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Line dancing |
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Pessimists
(always look on the bright side of life) |
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People who get up
too early (and are still cheerful) |
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Politicians and
party political broadcasts |
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Sunday drivers,
road works, speed limits, lorries and caravans (You can tell I do a lot of driving in my
job, can't you?) |
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Racism, sexism
and all other discrimination |
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Bores,
couch-potatoes and other sad muppets |
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| Pet Loves: |
Happy Muppets |
Let me tell you a story...
Once upon a time, a little sparrow flew home
south for the winter...but left it too late. His wings froze and he fell to the ground.
Whilst frozen an unable to move, a cow walked
over and crapped on him. The dung was warm and despite the unpleasant smell, the heat
started to thaw out the little sparrow's wings.
The sparrow was so happy and warm that he
started to sing. Just as he was almost ready to fly away again, a third piece of bad luck
happened along in the form of a cat, who on hearing his song promptly licked off all
of the dung and ate the sparrow!
The moral of the story is:-
1. Not everyone who craps on you is your
enemy.
2. Not everyone who digs you out of the crap is your friend
So...
If you're warm and happy, no matter how
much crap you are in...you should just learn to keep your big trap shut!
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